Superbowl XLIV

February 2nd, 2010

I can’t remember ever caring less about a football game. I hope the Saints win but only because I can’t stand Payton Manning and his bullsh-t commercials. I’m thinking I sleep through this entire thing.

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Little People, Big World

February 2nd, 2010

Roloff fans don’t worry There will be new episodes of LPBW for quite a while and most likely into 2011. As of January 2010, no, the Roloffs are not divorced. Matt and Amy are still married.

LOST

February 2nd, 2010

Yes, tonight at 8pm, the final season of LOST will be on ABC, and I have not been more excited for a stupid show as I am for LOST. 

 About time we’re going to get some answers.  Where is the island?  Did Oceanic 815 landed safely in Los Angeles after the time reset?  Is Locke dead?  Who was Jacob talking about when he said “they’re coming”? Who are “the other”?

 Obviously if you watch the show, you would know that there are about 10 billion other questions that all LOST fans want answered.

Tonight at 8pm, you know what I’ll be doing.  Let me know what you theories are, what you want to happen, or just your favorite “LOST” moments.

 

TLC-19 and counting

February 2nd, 2010

Seriously 19 kids ~ Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar all the kids names start with “J” ( I think I know most)

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 21; John David, 19; Janna, 18; Jill, 17; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 12; Joy-Anna, 10 Jedidiah,9; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 4; Johannah, almost 3.,  Josy Brooklyn was borne in Dec.  Jim Bob LOL

Spartacus: Blood and Sand

February 2nd, 2010

Awesome show on STARZ. Exciting, lush and interesting. This show has got a little bit for everyone, if you are a fan of gore and SEX THIS SHOW IS FOR YOU. There is blood, and lots of it — buckets of it, waves of digitally enhanced red fake blood, spilling, spurting, hurtling across and toward the screen as bodies are stabbed, slashed, and lots of dismembered body parts.  This show is a combo of 300, the HBO show Rome and the original Spartacus back from before when I was borne with that old guy (Kirk Douglas).

And ladies I am telling you that Andy Whitfield is very good as Spartacus, handsome, a total beef cake, HOT as hell! There is also a lot of Xena the warrior Princess; I used to watch that show when I was like 10 now her T&A look better than mine (well maybe not).

 So if you want to just get a look at Lawless breasts or Whitfield’s behind, or any number of other breasts, behinds and fronts (bush), tune in Fridays 10pm.

 Spartacus – Andy Whitfield

Batiatus – John Hannah

Lucretia – Lucy Lawless

Doctore – Peter Mensah

Crixus – Manu Bennett

Ilithiyia – Viva Bianca

Glaber – Craig Parker

Varro – Jai Courtney

Sura – Erin Cummings

Shark Week

January 31st, 2010

This is when he was f’n around with sharks. Not sure how you get dirty in the water. Whatever – extra stupid.

Caprica

January 31st, 2010

Just like  Battlestar Galactica is about a lot more than space battles, Caprica will be as much as a family crap show as a sci-fi tale. It takes place like 50 years before  Battlestar Galactica I have no clue what they are talking about, I bet even if you were a true SiFi geek (like my brother) you would not get what the hek they are talking about!!!

Jersey Shore

January 31st, 2010

Jersey Shore….. Lock up your hair gel and tanning cream — the “Jersey Shore” guidos and guidettes might be heading to the Hamptons for 2nd season this summer, expect more pickle eating, more drunken fights, more Situation!!!! And more fist Pumping!!!

Man vs Food

January 31st, 2010

This fat bastard is eating again. This time a huge burger. He doesn’t need it and the people at the restaurant watching are losers. But I still watch.

Dirty Jobs!

January 31st, 2010

This is my first review. It’s about a stupid show called Dirty Jobs. It’s the same crap every show but I sit and watch it anyway. I even watched the entire marathon during the holidays.